president bush to undergo major testing.

Millions of american people are starting to notice a very un american president and vice president these days. Every day more and more americans are starting to wonder if these 2 guys are even fit to run our nation anymore. The things they do sometimes seem a little strange and often illegal. So some of the american people are hoping to find a couple good shrinks and maybe a few good lawyers to see if what they are doing in washington is really legal or illegal, maybe even a little crazy. There is a simple challenge to washington to pass a bill, its a good one, its a simple one, and it's a fair one, lets make it a fast one, say march 23, this will give them several weeks just in case their secrataries are slow typers or they forget how to spell there names or they are slow readers or something you know washington isn't the brightest city in the world and the bill is 1 page. Lets call it bill #4404150555 until they give it an official # Any man women or child that joins the military reserves the right at anytime they feel unable or unwilling to pick up another weapon or harm another person to trade in that gun for a guitar. The government that tought that child how to use that weapon that kills will be responsible to provide teachers to teach that soldier to play an instrument that heals so he may attempt to heal some wounds that he and his brothers may be feeling or creating. We would only do trade with countries that provide their soldiers and citizens the right to decide if and when they to have the right to lay down their guns and persue a life with more meaning and one worth living. Submitted by Jimmy the weed Zender american citizen living in Geneva on the Lake Ohio, maybe Bono would help me submit this:) John Mc Cain, wheres the love for your democracy and military men? Kennedy live up to your good name, help america find real democracy. We all owe them this people, they have all givin their lives so we may have this right, use it, lets do this for them, now! Lets "nickname" this "the bill we can all aford to pay" And if washington don't wanna foot this bill, they better all start hiring lawyers, oh they already are lawyers! Well, they will need more lawyers and they will be paying them out of there own pockets, now they would not like that, would they? this bill is good for america! We will ask some of our brightest stars to both sponser the bill and donate time to teach these young men and ladies to be highly skilled and very creative soldiers for life and healers. And a few big names would make things a lot more encouraging. As believers we must become less killing and more filling if we want to get to drink from the cup of life, God help us all! Now on the streets we call the first part a blood test, on march 23 the results of this test will be in and we will know if he has american blood in him or muslim blood on him, anyone will be able to decide for themselves too cause everyones got brains to decide right? This is a great place to draw the line and see if they want all americans to have the opertunities to be the best people we can be or just to do be un or under edjucated and easily manipulated so we can only keep doing all there dirty works. You know I am starting to woner if that is Christs blood or muslims blood on our hands, and if we don't stop now we may be suprised. Now if he fails the blood tests, we will have due do further testing now the second part we will be testing his brain, if we can find it. This test is known on the streets as the test for dummies it is 10 stupid questions, itis designed for stupid people who can only come up with stupid answers. the results from this test should show us if he has any common sense or in some countries it is called "sanity" left or not, we really need to know. Now if he fails the first 2 tests we better take the 3rd one for him, we will all be tested. And we must vote every republican out of office in november, except the ones who fought for our citizens and soldiers rights and signed the bill and only if they get it passed. This will be "nicknamed" america's blood test, this test will tell us if they sucked all the american blood out of us. And in november you will have our test results too, God help us all, please! Now this test is very real and millions of americans are taking notice. Every day is a test, and every day we are tested, let us pass this one. Hey old man, get out of that rocking chair and do something, and students and children teach your parents well. I know they will be telling you how stupid we are or crazy the plan is but you be the judge, is this test easy? will they pass? sign? or turn their backs on our soldiers and us too, us the people they promised to serve? You know it's not just iraqies and our soldiers dying but also every soldiers parents too, their children, brothers, sisters, and every one of us, look inside, the scars of these wars are in all of us no matter where we live. Demand they pass this bill into law, just the way it is let them add nothing to it and make sure it never expires, and don't let them screw it up. Also this governments been taking all our dollars I think we deserve a little change, don't you? tell them earn the money they take and sign this bill fast. Send letters to washington cnn and everywhere, tell family overseas take the test too and send your answers to Lou Dobbs at cnn.com by july 4 incase we have a lot of empty seats to fill in november it is right around the corner. And be sure and find out what test your person in washington prefers to take we are giving them 3 very easy choices you know 1 Pass this bill now (easiest choice just sign it) or 2 take the test july 4 (anyone who failed the first test) or 3 test us in november, do not underestimate our hunger, you only feed us lots of elephant shit and the whole world is sick of that. Rock and Roll Everyone! The real road to a true democracy "nicknamed" Plan B We have a very simple way for every american to not only vote in our land but run for president too, and it wouldn't cost any one of them 1 penny, but only 10 minutes, hows that for taking the money out of politics or "nickname" real reform. Lets call the plan 'take the test' and lets ask everyone in the world to help us carry this plan forward because it is gonna be very heavy "3 pages". Now what we need to do is make sure everyone in washington can pass the test, even bush. And lets say its a real simple 10 question test, and lets say 3 strikes your out just incase 1 of the questions we thought of might be hard to answer. But we will be extra nice and throw in a bonus question incase anyone might miss 3. Now this will be very easy so easy that anyone who misses 3 they could loose there seat in washington. And as the people vote let each 1 take this test too. And let the ones with the best test scores have the best seats in washington and government, this would be fast fair free and easy. Any american could really be our next mayor, governor or even president, the higher the score the bigger the seat. Except me or anyone I know since I have the answers, they are honest and simple too. Lets all call this the real task we owe america and make april 15 20?? task day. And lets have everyones commitment by april 15 20?? task day, and lets make july 4 20?? a truly free elections day. And lets tell all those criminals in washington you either answer these fun and simple questions now or we will be asking you a lot tougher ones in november 20??, common guys at least these will not be so personal or embarassing, join us. Lets say if you refuse to take this test, a real shot at democracy and on scedule we will start asking the harder questions, and by november none of you will be looking very good. And lets reach out to all of our brothers and sisters around the world to demand that bush and all the people in washington take this test. Just in case bush has a couple loose screws, or cheney is hotwired or something even something bigger is going on. Now to the beginning: You know I am just sitting here in my business, havent had a paying customer stop in for awhile so I started thinking, and oh no when I start thinking you never know where I might end up especially with this government, thinking in america is almost illegal you know. See they beleive they own our hearts and minds so therefore they have the right to do our thinking for us or break our hearts whenever they want and stealing them back would be illegal you know, maybe thats why I feel so guilty. So anyway, I thought to myself you know maybe our President should be tested. I thought our kids are tested all the time. If I want to go to work, even pushing grocery carts in America I have to pass a test. So I thought we needed to come up with a test you should have to pass to be a President or a world leader, after all a lot of peoples lives depend on these guys. Now we decided we gotta make this test extra easy for 3 big reasons. 1. Because George Bush isn't very smart. (biggest reason lol) 2. To show that no matter how easy you made it they would still fail. 3. If we all failed too what good would that do anyone? lets not! Now I thought you know Jim, George would probably still fail the test even one this simple. So I thought maybe we could all be nice and give him a lotta help so I thought lets let all his big dogs, I mean, elephants with big ears, that hear everything and hig noses that reach up everyones you know what. republican friends try to help him pass this test, after all they know everything and also he does have a lot of those you know. And he can put there extremely extra heavy weight on all those old mules they call democrats, we still call them asses in some parts of the world. they ain't going to far. Seems like they aint taken a step forward since only God knows when. And just to make sure George would have the guts to take the test we better let him call in all his religous friends, you know the ones with Gods 1-800 phone number, the ones who hear voices,and see visions too, And don't forget that brand new pope they got, maybe he's the powerfull one. And oh lets not forget all of Georges worldly faith healers too the ones who are spreading religion everywhere guns can go and oil is, they are his really good friends. And at the rate they are goin there wont be anyone left to preach to or kill either one and in 10 short years max, and if the air don't kill the rest of us the water will. And although this test would only be 10 simple questions, and since he hung out with such a smart bunch, the best people in the world they would call themselves, and just in case they were busy doing anything important or "golfing on vacations..."I thought they are gonna need time. So I figured maybe 6 weeks or so would give them plenty of time to take the test, right? And I thought maybe each of them could take the test themselves too, you know so we could see who's the smartest, lol. And I thought you know this is a democracy maybe we should just all take the test, you know maybe we have a few good leaders hidden out there we don't know about, cause there are a lot of problems needing fixing around here. And I really did make this easy cause if they failed I might have to get off my own lazy american butt and do a little work too, you know when you been unemployed so many times you can learn to get a little lazy. So I thought you know, Lou Dobbs is always looking for answers, he says he want's to fix America maybe he would help, maybe he would take the challenge? He could get a great big email box lol, we could all mail him our answers to the test heck with cnn helping we could even take it by phone and just include our names, phone numbers and addresses just in case we passed. And if you don't have an address or a phone number "underpaid" or in some countries it's referred to as "slave labour" use a friends in case we need to call on you, who knows maybe your country could use your help, and maybe you need a job too, wow that would be a real win win for everyone. Then I thought you know Jimmy Carter is pretty good at monitoring other's elections he seems willing to volenteer often for many other countries elections, maybe he could help monitor the american elections he could tell you all if this was fair, free, fast, friendly and honest and if every man was treated equal and everyone had a chance to be a winner, or if america's deck is still stacked and we were all kept at the bottom. And I thought you know Wolf Blitzer hasn't had anything world changing to report on latley, maybe he could tell us who all passed the test, if any. Maybe give us there test scores so they can all brag a little if they aren't to embarassing to report. He couls also give us the names and adresses of those who got all the answers right so we could find out where all of the smart americans are hidden, cuz we need brains. And to all you governments around the world, whos democracies we have either rigged, stolen, corrupted, or overthrown as we claimed to be defending you please ask your citizens to rise up and encourage fast free and fair elections for us, cuz ours are all rigged too,and this is not democracy it is capitalism and they are not the same thing. And in my world every man is needed and important, yes all of you too. And I thought you know Jim just in case they all failed maybe we should all take the test, just in case we might need smarter people that could be running the show a little better you know, lol. So this is a challenge, a challenge to all the above named people, and a challenge to all of us who call ourselves human, Lets all take the test and lets take it together. And lets make sure our leaders are all able to pass this simple test, like all our teachers you know, cuz I hate seeing my world falling apart, and also since I don't expect many paying customers today so I really didn't have anything more important to do except waste a little more time, Lord knows I aint got a nickle to waste. America, its time to reshuffle that deck and find some winning cards. Or they could just pick 2 dummies for us to choose from, like last time. Test for the President 1. Who discovered America? 2. How many heads is 1 man born with? 3. What finger is the bad finger? 4. What day of the week do you worship God? 5. What body part is the naughtiest? 6. What date did man first do the moonwalk? 7. What Is the Federal Reserve? 8. If God wanted to save a whole lot of people Would he prefer to use a gun or a guitar? 9. Which one would you want him using on you? 10.What color is God's hummer? ***Bonus Question! Real men have guts and aren't afraid to be tested, but one american man looks more like a chicken afraid to undergo testing then a man. And 1 acts more like a bat always hiding, usually in a underground cave, and working only in darkness ??? who are these 2 very strange men? Now these are all very simple questions I only made it through 8th grade you know so how hard could they be? And since george wen't to harvard I am sure he is much smarter then any of us. And to make sure we give you every break you derve you do not have to answer the bonus question unless you think you already missed 3 others. Common miss liberty remove your blindfold what is really going on around here or you might really miss out on true liberty. Now if you wanna know what I am really trying to do hear this is it I wanna help wipe the tears from your eyes and the smile from cheneys face, after all I do have 2 hands you know I might as well us them both.oh and to be able too follow some honest leaders too, cause I don't wanna end up you know where! And if anyone of you in washington think your very blessed and gifted we will be looking for wistle blowers to lead the big parade, in case you can't play guitars very well you know in washington they might make fun of you if you try that. feel free to sign up and participate and start blowing your wistle now! And if any of you corporate church people think you see the way maybe you could start ringing a few freedom bells and open a couple doors too, just incase anyone is trying to get out, while they still can, cuz something there ain't Good. Or you could just go to the back of the parade with santa clause And after all it will be about thanksgiving by then, you decide. And if any of you news people want a real good story to report on, one that could help save america and bring us true leaders and real democracy, speak up we can't here you yet, and it is your responsability too, our numbers are big??? And if there are any real heros left out there, please join in anywhere you can we need your voice, and we all have one of those left if nothing else use it. Oh and george I left a little room here at the bottom incase you have a better idea, feel free to spell it out below, if you do still speak our language, ok? <!--break--> <br />

<p>Millions of american people are starting to<br /> notice a very un american president and vice<br /> president these days. Every day more and more<br /> americans are starting to wonder if these 2<br /> guys are even fit to run our nation anymore.<br /> The things they do sometimes seem a little<br /> strange and often illegal. So some of the american<br /> people are hoping to find a couple good shrinks<br /> and maybe a few good lawyers to see if what they<br /> are doing in washington is really legal or illegal,<br /> maybe even a little crazy.</p> <p>There is a simple challenge to washington to pass<br /> a bill, its a good one, its a simple one, and it's<br /> a fair one, lets make it a fast one, say march 23,<br /> this will give them several weeks just in case their<br /> secrataries are slow typers or they forget how to<br /> spell there names or they are slow readers or something<br /> you know washington isn't the brightest city in the world<br /> and the bill is 1 page.</p> <p>Lets call it bill #4404150555 until they give it an official #</p> <p> Any man women or child that joins the military reserves<br /> the right at anytime they feel unable or unwilling to<br /> pick up another weapon or harm another person to trade<br /> in that gun for a guitar. The government that tought that<br /> child how to use that weapon that kills will be responsible<br /> to provide teachers to teach that soldier to play an instrument<br /> that heals so he may attempt to heal some wounds that he and his<br /> brothers may be feeling or creating. We would only do trade with<br /> countries that provide their soldiers and citizens the right to<br /> decide if and when they to have the right to lay down their guns<br /> and persue a life with more meaning and one worth living.</p> <p>Submitted by Jimmy the weed Zender american citizen living in<br /> Geneva on the Lake Ohio, maybe Bono would help me submit this:) </p> <p>John Mc Cain, wheres the love for your democracy and military men?<br /> Kennedy live up to your good name, help america find real democracy.</p> <p> We all owe them this people, they have all givin their lives so<br /> we may have this right, use it, lets do this for them, now!</p> <p>Lets "nickname" this "the bill we can all aford to pay"</p> <p>And if washington don't wanna foot this bill, they better all start<br /> hiring lawyers, oh they already are lawyers! Well, they will need<br /> more lawyers and they will be paying them out of there own pockets,<br /> now they would not like that, would they? this bill is good for america!</p> <p> We will ask some of our brightest stars to both sponser the<br /> bill and donate time to teach these young men and ladies to be<br /> highly skilled and very creative soldiers for life and healers.<br /> And a few big names would make things a lot more encouraging.</p> <p> As believers we must become less killing and more filling<br /> if we want to get to drink from the cup of life, God help us all!</p> <p>Now on the streets we call the first part a blood test, on march 23<br /> the results of this test will be in and we will know if he has american<br /> blood in him or muslim blood on him, anyone will be able to decide for<br /> themselves too cause everyones got brains to decide right?</p> <p> This is a great place to draw the line and see if they want all<br /> americans to have the opertunities to be the best people we can<br /> be or just to do be un or under edjucated and easily manipulated<br /> so we can only keep doing all there dirty works. You know I am<br /> starting to woner if that is Christs blood or muslims blood on<br /> our hands, and if we don't stop now we may be suprised.</p> <p> Now if he fails the blood tests, we will have due do further testing<br /> now the second part we will be testing his brain, if we can find it.<br /> This test is known on the streets as the test for dummies it is 10 stupid<br /> questions, itis designed for stupid people who can only come up with stupid<br /> answers. the results from this test should show us if he has any common sense<br /> or in some countries it is called "sanity" left or not, we really need to know.</p> <p> Now if he fails the first 2 tests we better take the 3rd one for him, we will<br /> all be tested. And we must vote every republican out of office in november,<br /> except the ones who fought for our citizens and soldiers rights and signed the<br /> bill and only if they get it passed. This will be "nicknamed" america's blood<br /> test, this test will tell us if they sucked all the american blood out of us.</p> <p>And in november you will have our test results too, God help us all, please!</p> <p>Now this test is very real and millions of americans are taking notice.</p> <p>Every day is a test, and every day we are tested, let us pass this one.</p> <p>Hey old man, get out of that rocking chair and do something, and students<br /> and children teach your parents well.</p> <p> I know they will be telling you how stupid we are or crazy the plan<br /> is but you be the judge, is this test easy? will they pass? sign? or<br /> turn their backs on our soldiers and us too, us the people they promised to serve?</p> <p> You know it's not just iraqies and our soldiers dying but also every soldiers<br /> parents too, their children, brothers, sisters, and every one of us, look inside,<br /> the scars of these wars are in all of us no matter where we live. Demand they pass<br /> this bill into law, just the way it is let them add nothing to it and make sure it<br /> never expires, and don't let them screw it up.</p> <p> Also this governments been taking all our dollars I think we deserve a little<br /> change, don't you? tell them earn the money they take and sign this bill fast.</p> <p> Send letters to washington cnn and everywhere, tell family overseas take the<br /> test too and send your answers to Lou Dobbs at cnn.com by july 4 incase we have<br /> a lot of empty seats to fill in november it is right around the corner. And<br /> be sure and find out what test your person in washington prefers to take we<br /> are giving them 3 very easy choices you know<br /> 1 Pass this bill now (easiest choice just sign it) or<br /> 2 take the test july 4 (anyone who failed the first test) or<br /> 3 test us in november, do not underestimate our hunger, you only feed us lots of<br /> elephant shit and the whole world is sick of that.<br /> Rock and Roll Everyone!</p> <p>The real road to a true democracy "nicknamed" Plan B</p> <p> We have a very simple way for every american to not only vote<br /> in our land but run for president too, and it wouldn't cost<br /> any one of them 1 penny, but only 10 minutes, hows that for<br /> taking the money out of politics or "nickname" real reform.</p> <p> Lets call the plan 'take the test' and lets ask everyone in<br /> the world to help us carry this plan forward because it is<br /> gonna be very heavy "3 pages". Now what we need to do is make sure<br /> everyone in washington can pass the test, even bush. And lets<br /> say its a real simple 10 question test, and lets say 3 strikes<br /> your out just incase 1 of the questions we thought of might be<br /> hard to answer. But we will be extra nice and throw in a bonus<br /> question incase anyone might miss 3. Now this will be very easy<br /> so easy that anyone who misses 3 they could loose there seat in<br /> washington. And as the people vote let each 1 take this test too.<br /> And let the ones with the best test scores have the best seats<br /> in washington and government, this would be fast fair free and easy.<br /> Any american could really be our next mayor, governor or even president,<br /> the higher the score the bigger the seat. Except me or anyone I know<br /> since I have the answers, they are honest and simple too.</p> <p> Lets all call this the real task we owe america and make april 15<br /> 20?? task day. And lets have everyones commitment by april 15 20??<br /> task day, and lets make july 4 20?? a truly free elections day. And<br /> lets tell all those criminals in washington you either answer these<br /> fun and simple questions now or we will be asking you a lot tougher<br /> ones in november 20??, common guys at least these will not be so<br /> personal or embarassing, join us.</p> <p> Lets say if you refuse to take this test, a real shot at democracy<br /> and on scedule we will start asking the harder questions, and by<br /> november none of you will be looking very good.</p> <p> And lets reach out to all of our brothers and sisters around the<br /> world to demand that bush and all the people in washington take<br /> this test. Just in case bush has a couple loose screws, or cheney<br /> is hotwired or something even something bigger is going on.</p> <p> Now to the beginning:</p> <p> You know I am just sitting here in my business, havent had a paying<br /> customer stop in for awhile so I started thinking, and oh no when I<br /> start thinking you never know where I might end up especially with<br /> this government, thinking in america is almost illegal you know.</p> <p> See they beleive they own our hearts and minds so therefore they have<br /> the right to do our thinking for us or break our hearts whenever they<br /> want and stealing them back would be illegal you know, maybe thats why<br /> I feel so guilty.</p> <p> So anyway, I thought to myself you know maybe our President should<br /> be tested. I thought our kids are tested all the time. If I want to go<br /> to work, even pushing grocery carts in America I have to pass a test.<br /> So I thought we needed to come up with a test you should have to pass<br /> to be a President or a world leader, after all a lot of peoples lives<br /> depend on these guys.</p> <p> Now we decided we gotta make this test extra easy for 3 big reasons.<br /> 1. Because George Bush isn't very smart. (biggest reason lol)<br /> 2. To show that no matter how easy you made it they would still fail.<br /> 3. If we all failed too what good would that do anyone? lets not!</p> <p> Now I thought you know Jim, George would probably still fail the test<br /> even one this simple. So I thought maybe we could all be nice and give<br /> him a lotta help so I thought lets let all his big dogs, I mean, elephants<br /> with big ears, that hear everything and hig noses that reach up everyones<br /> you know what. republican friends try to help him pass this test, after all<br /> they know everything and also he does have a lot of those you know. And he<br /> can put there extremely extra heavy weight on all those old mules they call<br /> democrats, we still call them asses in some parts of the world. they ain't<br /> going to far. Seems like they aint taken a step forward since only God knows when.</p> <p> And just to make sure George would have the guts to take the test we better<br /> let him call in all his religous friends, you know the ones with Gods 1-800<br /> phone number, the ones who hear voices,and see visions too, And don't forget<br /> that brand new pope they got, maybe he's the powerfull one. And oh lets not forget<br /> all of Georges worldly faith healers too the ones who are spreading religion<br /> everywhere guns can go and oil is, they are his really good friends. And at the<br /> rate they are goin there wont be anyone left to preach to or kill either one and<br /> in 10 short years max, and if the air don't kill the rest of us the water will.</p> <p> And although this test would only be 10 simple questions,<br /> and since he hung out with such a smart bunch, the best people in the world<br /> they would call themselves, and just in case they were busy doing anything<br /> important or "golfing on vacations..."I thought they are gonna need time.<br /> So I figured maybe 6 weeks or so would give them plenty of time to take the test,<br /> right? And I thought maybe each of them could take the test themselves too, you<br /> know so we could see who's the smartest, lol. And I thought you know this is a<br /> democracy maybe we should just all take the test, you know maybe we have a few<br /> good leaders hidden out there we don't know about, cause there are a lot of problems<br /> needing fixing around here. And I really did make this easy cause if they failed I<br /> might have to get off my own lazy american butt and do a little work too, you know<br /> when you been unemployed so many times you can learn to get a little lazy.</p> <p> So I thought you know, Lou Dobbs is always looking for answers, he says he want's to<br /> fix America maybe he would help, maybe he would take the challenge? He could get a<br /> great big email box lol, we could all mail him our answers to the test heck with cnn<br /> helping we could even take it by phone and just include our names, phone numbers and<br /> addresses just in case we passed. And if you don't have an address or a phone number<br /> "underpaid" or in some countries it's referred to as "slave labour" use a friends in<br /> case we need to call on you, who knows maybe your country could use your help, and<br /> maybe you need a job too, wow that would be a real win win for everyone.</p> <p> Then I thought you know Jimmy Carter is pretty good at monitoring other's elections<br /> he seems willing to volenteer often for many other countries elections, maybe he could<br /> help monitor the american elections he could tell you all if this was fair, free, fast,<br /> friendly and honest and if every man was treated equal and everyone had a chance to be<br /> a winner, or if america's deck is still stacked and we were all kept at the bottom.</p> <p> And I thought you know Wolf Blitzer hasn't had anything world changing to report on<br /> latley, maybe he could tell us who all passed the test, if any. Maybe give us there<br /> test scores so they can all brag a little if they aren't to embarassing to report.<br /> He couls also give us the names and adresses of those who got all the answers right<br /> so we could find out where all of the smart americans are hidden, cuz we need brains.</p> <p> And to all you governments around the world, whos democracies we have either rigged,<br /> stolen, corrupted, or overthrown as we claimed to be defending you please ask your<br /> citizens to rise up and encourage fast free and fair elections for us, cuz ours are<br /> all rigged too,and this is not democracy it is capitalism and they are not the same thing.<br /> And in my world every man is needed and important, yes all of you too.</p> <p> And I thought you know Jim just in case they all failed maybe we should all take the<br /> test, just in case we might need smarter people that could be running the show a little<br /> better you know, lol.</p> <p> So this is a challenge, a challenge to all the above named people, and a challenge to<br /> all of us who call ourselves human, Lets all take the test and lets take it together.<br /> And lets make sure our leaders are all able to pass this simple test, like all our<br /> teachers you know, cuz I hate seeing my world falling apart, and also since I don't expect<br /> many paying customers today so I really didn't have anything more important to do except<br /> waste a little more time, Lord knows I aint got a nickle to waste.</p> <p>America, its time to reshuffle that deck and find some winning cards.<br /> Or they could just pick 2 dummies for us to choose from, like last time.</p> <p>Test for the President</p> <p>1. Who discovered America?<br /> 2. How many heads is 1 man born with?<br /> 3. What finger is the bad finger?<br /> 4. What day of the week do you worship God?<br /> 5. What body part is the naughtiest?<br /> 6. What date did man first do the moonwalk?<br /> 7. What Is the Federal Reserve?<br /> 8. If God wanted to save a whole lot of people<br /> Would he prefer to use a gun or a guitar?<br /> 9. Which one would you want him using on you?<br /> 10.What color is God's hummer?</p> <p>***Bonus Question!</p> <p> Real men have guts and aren't afraid to be tested, but one american man looks<br /> more like a chicken afraid to undergo testing then a man. And 1 acts more like a<br /> bat always hiding, usually in a underground cave, and working only in darkness ???<br /> who are these 2 very strange men?</p> <p> Now these are all very simple questions I only made it through 8th grade you know<br /> so how hard could they be? And since george wen't to harvard I am sure he is much<br /> smarter then any of us. And to make sure we give you every break you derve you do<br /> not have to answer the bonus question unless you think you already missed 3 others.<br /> Common miss liberty remove your blindfold what is really going on around here or<br /> you might really miss out on true liberty.</p> <p> Now if you wanna know what I am really trying to do hear this is it I wanna<br /> help wipe the tears from your eyes and the smile from cheneys face, after all<br /> I do have 2 hands you know I might as well us them both.oh and to be able too<br /> follow some honest leaders too, cause I don't wanna end up you know where!</p> <p> And if anyone of you in washington think your very blessed and gifted we will<br /> be looking for wistle blowers to lead the big parade, in case you can't play<br /> guitars very well you know in washington they might make fun of you if you try<br /> that. feel free to sign up and participate and start blowing your wistle now!<br /> And if any of you corporate church people think you see the way maybe you<br /> could start ringing a few freedom bells and open a couple doors too, just incase<br /> anyone is trying to get out, while they still can, cuz something there ain't Good.<br /> Or you could just go to the back of the parade with santa clause And after all it<br /> will be about thanksgiving by then, you decide.<br /> And if any of you news people want a real good story to report on, one that could<br /> help save america and bring us true leaders and real democracy, speak up we can't<br /> here you yet, and it is your responsability too, our numbers are big???<br /> And if there are any real heros left out there, please join in anywhere you can<br /> we need your voice, and we all have one of those left if nothing else use it.<br /> Oh and george I left a little room here at the bottom incase you have a better idea,<br /> feel free to spell it out below, if you do still speak our language, ok?</p> <!--break--><p></p>